Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Game of Thrones: The Brothers - Viserys Targaryen and Jamie Lanniser

Ah, the incestuous blonde boys. Creepsters to the max, both of them. (More spoilers ahead, obvi)

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as Jamie Lannister on Game of Thrones season one Kingslayer incest blonde
Jamie is the beautiful blonde twin of beautiful blonde Cersei and together, they've got a beautiful blonde brood of kids in line to be king. He's also famous throughout the lands for having killed the previous king. As nicknames go, Kingslayer is one of the coolest.

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as Jamie Lannister on Game of Thrones season one Kingslayer incest blonde
Jamie can also be a real douche. But there's something fun about the devils who hide behind beauty and charm. I like Jamie and I like twisted. And we all know he'll do pretty terrible things for love. Like shove a child off a tower. It's awesome.

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau as Jamie Lannister and Lena Headly as Cersei Game of Thrones season one Kingslayer incest
And then Viserys. He owns the second most awesome moment of the season.

Harry Lloyd and Emilia Clarke as Viserys and Daenerys Targaryen on Game of Thrones Season One khaleesi 
After marrying his sister off to Kahl Drogo and telling her all the Dothrakis and their horses could screw her if it means he gets to be king, he finally earns his crown.

Harry Lloyd as Viserys Targaryen on Game of Thrones Season One
As much fun as it was to watch him be a dick for five episodes and THEN watch him get murdered in one of the most brutal manners imaginable, again, I'm bummed he won't be around anymore. He was a sick, creepy, entitled little puke and hating him was fun.

Harry Lloyd as Viserys Targaryen on Game of Thrones Season One
But thanks to Drogo and his fast melting gold, Viserys is no more.

Harry Lloyd as Viserys Targaryen on Game of Thrones Season One killed by Khal Drogo molten gold crown
Harry Lloyd as Viserys Targaryen on Game of Thrones Season One killed by Khal Drogo molten gold crown
Charming villains are a specialty of Game of Thrones. Considering bad guys and blondes hold the monopoly on 'having all the fun,' these two were a delightful spice throughout season one. I'll miss Viserys and his wicked ways but man was it cool when his head hit the ground with that sickening CLUNK. Jamie, on the other hand, we'll get to see plenty more of. And I can't wait. Only four days, ya'll!

2 comments:

  1. I am so sad. I wish Viserys was around for 2 seasons or longer. Too bad he only appeared in 5 episodes. I wish Viserys had accepted those Dothraki rags and wore them. I wish Viserys was not so greedy. Viserys would look so much better if he had waist length platinum blonde hair than shoulder length platinum blonde hair.

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  2. Viserys looks a lot like Nick Cave the famous Australian singer. Viserys reminds me of the young Nick Cave. Viserys would have looked so much better with waist length platinum blonde hair.

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