Thursday, October 18, 2012

American Horror Story Season 2: Kit Walker

You guys! American Horror Story: Asylum premiered last night! **Claps Claps Claps**

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And this is Kit Walker. I'll tell you this much - if I can't have more Tate, Kit Walker is a reasonable replacement. They have a few similarities - like dead girlfriends and questionable sanity - but Kit definitely has a sheen of goodness that Tate ultimately lacked. Plus - a really fun accent.


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Picture it. New England. 1964. Kit works in a gas station where a gallon will run you a hefty 29 cents. After closing up for the night, Kit's racist friends stop by so they can borrow a gun with which they plan to torment someone. Kit doesn't hand it over - but they made quite certain us audience members see him lock it back in the safe. So at first I think, "That gun will be back!" But then I think, "This is a Ryan Murphy show. It's possible that entire scene is irrelevant." You just never can tell.

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So Kit goes home where we see that he is indeed very not-racist. He's secretly married to Alma, played by Britne Oldford who I refer to as not-Cassie from the abysmal U.S. version of Skins. They're totes adorbs. That is until they're attacked by aliens.

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Aliens. Right? Nuts. It seems like a pretty objective depiction of aliens attacking, abducting, and implanting. But is there something else going on? What exactly happens to Alma? It's all very unclear. But whatever really went down, Kit's pretty sure he had a close encounter.


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Then we get to Briarcliff Manor. BTdubs - I think AHS is responsible for crashing the actual village of Briarcliff Manor's website. Poor them. How will their citizens know how to contact city hall?!

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Kit is committed. He stands accused of decapitating three women (including Alma) and then wearing their skin on his face. A) Ewww. B) He didn't do it! C) Did he?

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Here's where AHS is holding their clues close to the vest. I have no freakin clue. If he was abducted by aliens, what did the eye witness responsible for the Bloody Face nickname actually witness? Who are the other two women? Who did decapitate Alma? We need more!!

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Whatever happened - Briarcliff suuuuuucks. Everyone is mistreated and tortured, largely at the hands of Jessica Lange. Once again, she's playing a really interesting character. She's completely cruel to her "patients" yet she thinks she's helping them. I mean - I wouldn't want any help from her but there people at Briarcliff who I wouldn't want help from more. Plus she has indecent thoughts about her Monsignor.

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But back to Kit. He makes a friend. Her name is Grace. I guess she's meant to be our main shipping option. She's fine I suppose. I kind of wish he could get Alma back. But I'm assuming that's not in the cards.


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Then the mad scientist gets his hands on Kit. If Jessica Lange is Briarcliff's queen of torture, James Cromwell is king. He straps Kit down, pries his eyes open, and then finds an alien chip in his neck. Just when I was expecting it to zig, it... ziggd differently. It's a Matrixy-bug-chip thing that runs off. Wtf, man?

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And that's about it for Kit this episode. Basically, so far, Kit = good guy who gets tortured and looks like Evan Peters. I'm cool with that. Know what else I'm cool with? All this vvv


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Homeboy hit the gym! AHS is back and I'm ready for some angst. Come on, Ryan Murphy. Don't let me down. (Again....again...again....again...)

5 comments:

  1. This website is only increasing the severity of my unhealthy obsession with Evan Peters. That is one gorgeous guy.

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  2. I seem to be having the same problem as Lindsay...

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  3. i'm dying i just i can't. he makes me have a reason for life

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  4. He really is hot, and it is an awesome show. (That one part reminds me of a Clockwork orange. )

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  5. Evan Peters was waaaaaaaaay too hot in this season ^^

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