Thursday, October 24, 2013

American Horror Story Coven: Incest, Threesomes, and True Love

Well. I wanted angst and American Horror Story delivered. 

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The Kyle storyline started tame enough with Misty and Kyle cuddling in her swamp shack. Misty was rambling on about her one and only topic of conversation, Stevie Nicks, and Kyle was a captive audience. It was all very zen. Misty talked about finding one's tribe which definitely seems to be her THING. I might be going out on a limb here, but Misty should consider joining Fleetwood Mac. Then Zoe came in and Kyle's eyes went straight to her. Aww.

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Misty was actually pretty happy to see Zoe too. She needed someone else around in order to use Kyle for show-and-tell. Misty ripped open his shirt to display what a great job she'd done covering his seams. And she had done a great job. Congratulations, Misty. Your reward is abandonment.

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Kyle doesn't seem super thrilled with Misty's paws all over him. Perhaps he was reminded of someone else's creepster paws. Maybe it's happening off screen, but I still feel like the logical thing to do is to test his cognition somehow. They do a lot of talking at him but they don't seem to pay a ton of attention to his reactions. Also -- kudos to Evan Peters for having reactions without making Kyle un-FrankenKyle.

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Either way, he seems happiest when looking at Zoe. They're all cute and glowy and blonde. And he wants to play with her hair. Again -- missed opportunity, Zoe. I would have played with his hair right back. It's a good thing his face was so undamaged and his hair so un-singed in the big fiery explosion.

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Misty really wants them all to stick together and have a big happy three-way. But Zoe has other plans. After a brief meeting with Kyle's mom during which she confessed that she'd been considering suicide, do-gooder Zoe makes the decision that Kyle should be returned to her. Zoe just pawns this boy off on crazy after crazy. Why not keep him for yourself, Zoe?!

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Misty really doesn't want them to leave. But with an angry grunt and swing of his arm, Kyle chooses Zoe over Misty. And Misty is left alone. Again. Is there some reason Misty can't go hang out at the school with the other witches? She's pretty and blonde -- she'd fit RIGHT in. And then she'd have a tribe. And a shower.

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But Zoe doesn't care about Misty. She takes Kyle home and leaves him standing on his mother's front porch. She couldn't even walk him in? Like... come up with a lie, girl! You don't just leave broken boys on front porches. Especially when they clearly prefer you to all other people.

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So Kyle takes a shower and his mother creepily takes note of the fact that he's not actually Kyle from the neck down.

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Then the big reveal: Kyle's mom is... gross. There's incest. Need I say more?

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I did NOT see this one coming. It's angsty, that's for sure. Kyle cries while his mom... well. Just fill in the ellipsis for yourself. Anytime you see ellipsis just think "gross." The interesting thing is that Kyle must understand what's going on to a degree. He wouldn't cry otherwise. So he's in there. I couldn't help but wonder what pre-death Kyle must have really been like. Clearly he had a screwed up home life, and yet he was a saintly frat-boy with southern charm up the wazoo.

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In general, I enjoy the angst that incest causes. I was a big proponent of the Jimmy Darmody freak-show on Boardwalk Empire. But my concern here is that this is actually going to be irrelevant to Kyle's current state. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe there's some awesome arc to come involving Zoe's inability to have sex without killing and Kyle's presumably damaged psyche. But I think we should all manage our expectations.

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Anyway. Kyle's mom once again freaks out about his not-Kyle body and then she too rips his shirt open. Then he looses it. He's had his shirt ruined for the last time! He screams and bashes her skull in. His one word seems to be "no" which is a good word for him to have full use of. I think that'll be helpful in terms of all the torso exposing ladies in his life.

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Then Zoe stops by for dinner and learns, much to her dismay, that Kyle once again needs a shower.

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And so ends another week of American Horror Story: Mommy Issues. See you next week!

Thursday, October 17, 2013

American Horror Story Coven: Kyle's Boy Parts

American Horror Story: Coven aired its second episode last night. Boy Parts!! Get it? vvv Sorry for the gross out. But  I feel like now we've met the REAL Kyle Spencer. It's the variety of Kyle we'll presumably get for the duration of the season. And ya'll, this set up is pretty freakin' awesome. And by awesome I of course mean angsty.

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DAMN that's a gruesome pic. Before I talk about this week's AHS -- did you see all the delightful stuff Ryan Murphy said in his weekly EW interview? Let me draw your attention to the best bits:

"And I just love that he becomes this monster who is only in love and can protect one person, his creator. So it’s sort of a reverse Dr. Frankenstein."
 "Evan is really killing this part this year. The next episode has an insane Kyle/Evan story. He’s such a great actor, and I love what he does physically. He really has risen to the challenge of the part... The question is: Can he be rehabilitated? Can she help him move towards becoming a man? Or is he always going to be a monster? Or is he going to sort of be a combination of both? In the next episode, he says his first word and then he pretty much stays in that mode for a while."

So. Zoe's going to be the only person he can love/protect. Awwww. I dig that SO hard core. It's like he's this wild animal who is only loyal to Zoe.  RM also mentions that Kyle's mom is in next week's episode. I hope he doesn't kill her... but I kind of hope he kills her because it would be a major angst bomb if he ever regains some pre-death cognition.

But. Enough speculating about the future. This past week, we got to see the witchy blondes build their perfect boyfriend. Apparently perfect means covered in stitches, unable to talk, unpredictably violent, and with a few gaping wounds. Also... the face of Evan Peters. Sounds about right.

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First thing homeboy does when he puts back on his mortal coil is bludgeon a guard to death with his forearm. At least, I'm assuming the guard died. But maybe he was just knocked out and went home naked and confused. He was really only there to deliver his car and clothing anyway.

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Then Zoe and Kyle go for a little drive. I don't know where her intended destination was but she picks a pretty horrible time to freak FrankenKyle out about the fact that he's been brought back from the dead. He starts thrashing and groaning as only an undead monsterish-type can, until boho-swamp-witch Misty Day pops up and starts back seat driving.

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They go over to Misty's house to listen to some chill tuneage and chat about witchcraft. The whole while, Kyle is twitching in his chair in the corner. But -- cutest of cutenesses -- he seems really distressed when Zoe says she has to leave. He literally clings.

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How many of ya'll went "Awwwww" when Kyle grabbed Zoe's hand like that. I know I did (internally... I was in a room with other people. I didn't want to be judged!) How she resisted the urge to provide hugs and comfort I do not know. But he definitely needs a hug. And an explanation. And they should test out how cognizant he really is. All things I'd have done immediately. But whatevs -- patience is  virtue. Or so I'm told. I shall try to remain virtuous until next week!

Thursday, October 10, 2013

American Horror Story Season 3: Kyle Spencer

Guys!! American Horror Story is back! American Horror Story: Coven finally premiered last night and Evan Peters returned in all his blonde glory. Hallelujha -- now it's really Halloween season. 

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His name is Kyle Spencer, his family is poor, he's in college on a scholarship, he's in a fraternity, and he doesn't condone rape. So far, so good. We meet him as he's laying down the law to his fraternity brothers. No puking. No pissing. No public exposure. If only he had added "No gang-banging roofied movie stars" things would have gone differently for him. A missed opportunity, Kyle. Really, it's all your fault.

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Kyle's fellow frat brother, Grey Damon, is basically an evil monster, and for the second time in two years, his character is killed by a witch. At least this time he deserved it. But you know who didn't? Kyle!! Poor Kyle. I'm looking forward to seeing how you look dead.

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Ryan Murphy promised us Romeo and Juliet -- so I'm expecting some major love angst between Zoe and Kyle. Like -- Capulet = living and Montague = dead. Or Capulet = whole and Montague = in pieces. Or... I don't know. Maybe Kyle will be the one dude Zoe can actually screw without damaging. Except then isn't she technically screwing... well. Let's not get into it yet. Guessing with Ryan Murphy is always a dangerous game.

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Yeah. AHS is back. Evan Peters is adorable as always. And I prefer him blonde. Score one, AHS Coven.